just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
organizing the empties. That sober.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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