Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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