did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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