i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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