careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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