Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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