I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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