dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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