just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
