Where is the hickey?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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