I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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