i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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