You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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