I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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