Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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