gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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