come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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