If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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