it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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