yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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