I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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