How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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