OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
