I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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