she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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