Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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