Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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