...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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