Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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