It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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