it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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