The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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