Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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