I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
there is glitter all over my balls
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
