think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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