So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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