I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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