My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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