You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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