id be glad to
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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