My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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