am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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