new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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