would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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