I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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