I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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