I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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