so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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