And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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