Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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