Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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