Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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